I have awful, evil, horrible toothache!!!!
Ok, I knew no good would come from eating those cupcakes and sweet donuts yesterday...but really does the punishment fit the crime? I think not.
Grrrrrrrrr..Now i have to go to the dentist tomorrow for a filling (hopefully that all it will take to fix it). I can already hear the horrible drilling sound in my head. Arggh, this would happen to me days before my holiday.
Damn you, yummy baked goods....looking all sweet and innocent...Once i give into your charms you attack my pearly whites...you evil little cavity creators....Oh, I wish i knew how to quit you.
Now i am going to go feel sorry for myself and drink my sugar-free tea.